Turkeys can really move, up to 25 mph with the right antagonist on its tail.
Alas, it’s that time of year when nearly 50 million of our fine, feathered friends have nowhere to run, making the ultimate sacrifice so Americans might remember a little gratitude is in order for all this freedom and life and stuff.
Ironically enough there’s a dangerous movement afoot on the streets of Worcester putting the lives and freedoms of turkeys of a different feather very much at risk.
Hitch swerves into traffic to take on a topic decidedly for the birds.
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