How old is old enough? It’s a question that’s been applied legally, morally and randomly in America to just about every topic imaginable. Sex. Alcohol. Car rentals. Denny’s.
Sooner or later, we’ve all aged to the point where nobody can stop us from ordering Moons Over My Hammy.
Alas, the debate rages over more critical topics such as smoking and even voting. Hitch’s perspective, you’ll find, is forever young.