It’s that time again. Century-spanning high school football rivalries. Migraine-inducing holiday travels. The only potatoes left at the grocery store look like they were there last year. And if mom starts now, the cranberry sauce will be done sliding out of the can in time for dessert.
Yes, the joys of Thanksgiving and ensuing holiday seasons are upon us. There is, though, one particular demographic which feels altogether differently about all this — not that they have much say in the matter. What’s a turkey to do? Hitch knows who to call.