So, Monday’s a pretty big deal. How big? Bonnie Tyler big.
The songstress will commemorate the first total solar eclipse to dawn over America since 1979 by singing her iconic 1983 hit right as the moon blots out the sun.
But while the fancypants will all their science tell us we’ll only see a partial eclipse, Hitch knows better.
Head to Kelley Square and bang a left, or a right, or a U-ey, and you’ll encounter a site to behold.